Wednesday, June 30, 2010

Wednesday, June 10, 2009

Some new jokes!

Here are my recent jokes:

Q: Why doesn't the table like inappropriate?
A: Because it sits on you!

Q: Why did the raisin go to the bathroom?
A: Because it wasn't feeling grape-ish!

Q: How do Legos stick together?
A: Because they have butts!

Q: Why does daddy like butts?
A: Because he's butt-ish!

Q: Why do horses neigh?
A: NEEIGGHHHH!!!!

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road?
A: BAWK!

Saturday, March 28, 2009

Untitled story

This is the cover. It is a girl who had her hair done.
Once upon a time there were three girls working in a salon. But one didn't look very happy because she wanted to brush Emma June's hair first.
Iris brushed Emma June's hair for a long time.
But then Iris put red hair curlers in her hair.
And then she paid the money at Iris's table.
Then Emma June went to the library and got a book.
And then she paid for her book.
And then she waved goodbye.