Wednesday, June 30, 2010
Wednesday, June 10, 2009
Some new jokes!
Here are my recent jokes:
Q: Why doesn't the table like inappropriate?
A: Because it sits on you!
Q: Why did the raisin go to the bathroom?
A: Because it wasn't feeling grape-ish!
Q: How do Legos stick together?
A: Because they have butts!
Q: Why does daddy like butts?
A: Because he's butt-ish!
Q: Why do horses neigh?
A: NEEIGGHHHH!!!!
Q: Why did the chicken cross the road?
A: BAWK!
Q: Why doesn't the table like inappropriate?
A: Because it sits on you!
Q: Why did the raisin go to the bathroom?
A: Because it wasn't feeling grape-ish!
Q: How do Legos stick together?
A: Because they have butts!
Q: Why does daddy like butts?
A: Because he's butt-ish!
Q: Why do horses neigh?
A: NEEIGGHHHH!!!!
Q: Why did the chicken cross the road?
A: BAWK!
Saturday, March 28, 2009
Untitled story
This is the cover. It is a girl who had her hair done.
Once upon a time there were three girls working in a salon. But one didn't look very happy because she wanted to brush Emma June's hair first.
Iris brushed Emma June's hair for a long time.
But then Iris put red hair curlers in her hair.
And then she paid the money at Iris's table.
Then Emma June went to the library and got a book.
And then she paid for her book.
And then she waved goodbye.
Saturday, March 21, 2009
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